rose glasses
innovative augmented reality headwear? A waste of valuable time and energy on a weird joke? You decide.
Ellie was feeling low... Then she Rose up.
With our patented augmented reality technology, ROSE GLASSES fix more than your vision. They fix your view.
Henry was feeling low... Then he Rose up.
With our patented augmented reality technology, ROSE GLASSES fix more than your vision. They fix your view.
Make all your problems disappear for only $899.
DISCLAIMER: ROSE GLASSES™ are intended for entertainment and general lifestyle use only. They do not alter objective reality and are not a substitute for corrective lenses or a functioning middle class. They do not treat or prevent visual impairment, depression, anxiety, or dissatisfaction with late-stage capitalism. Starting price excludes taxes, subscription fees, delivery fees, hidden fees, and the eventual cost of confronting underlying societal issues. No guarantee is made that features demonstrated in concept advertising will be available at launch, or at any point before the company is acquired and we wash our hands of this whole thing and move to Dubai.
